The killer phone!

I got my cell phone back from the shop, which is good fun. I now have to worry about it trying to eat me. This is a reference to the article below which lists the worst monsters in AD&D. Much sardonic fun, though the fine print at the bottom explains why one of them is less stupid.

http://www.headinjurytheater.com/article73.htm

What is my major malfunction?

Wow.

Two people have done me great favours, each of them being kind to me and doing something that i have asked of them. On both occasions which are totally unrelated, i wound up feeling crummy when i received said favours. The hell?