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While I am putting up a happy facade (and legitimately getting a lot accomplished) I am emotionally screwed up. That, plus my very poor communication skills may lead to difficulties.

Please bear with me.

Spectacular spectacled bear

Date: 2010-08-15 01:58 am (UTC)
frith: Himalayan tahr (Amused)
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spbear 063a

Ah nuts, it's naughty Nick, the noticeably naked napping bear. Why is he naughty? When he mounts the missus he misses. And thus it is written in the anals of her-story that there shall be no bouncing baby bears, just spectacles, until Nick finally tucks tab 'A' into slot 'V'.

These bears are bare when with us

Date: 2010-08-15 02:04 am (UTC)
frith: Lemur catta (Famished)
From: [personal profile] frith
spbear 630a

A bare bear is Melanka. She is allergic to everything. It is a common ailment of female spectacled bears in captivity. I think helminthic therapy would cure her, but it is a tough sell. We are in the business of exterminating disease, not infecting with parasites.

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